Pass the brain drano…please   18 comments

image I need brain Drano..I don’t know if there is such a thing but if there is I am going need to get some ASAP. Price is no object. Although it would be great if the potential side effects of the product did not list potential death and or rectal bleeding. Not necessarily going to be a deal breaker, but it would nice not to have the worry.

I am distracted and discombobulated all at the same time. I love that word. It’s just as much fun to write as it is to say. It reminds me of Mary Poppins and that song “Supercalifragilistic”; now that was a great movie. I’m going to see if I can get it on Netflix. That reminds me, I have to get some pictures printed from our Disney trip. Note to self; find memory stick.

See what just happened there? I can’t even focus my attention long enough to finish a thoug* ( ironic typo.) Who am I kidding with that ‘note to self’ comment? Lately my brain is like an etch-a -sketch every time I shake my head the last thought I had fades to grey. I never really embraced the etch-a-sketch as a child although I was fascinated by what Will Farrell drew with it in that movie Elf. I think I watch too much TV. Excuse me I have to go flip the laundry. I’ll be back in a minute. Although it’s just as likely I won’t. How will you even know? I could have started this last April and am just now returning; not obviously from doing the laundry but from doing other stuff.

Maybe that’s my problem. There is just way too much stuff to do all the time and my brain is now refusing to think new thoughts or even finish current ones. Maybe my brain is on strike? Although you’d think it would at least give me a set of demands if that were the case. Obviously its union rep is just going through the motions.

Brains are absolutely amazing though, aren’t they? No I’m not just sucking up to my brain in order to regain its cooperation. It’s true. Here are some fun brain facts.

Did you know you can’t tickle yourself because your brain can detect the difference between an unexpected external touch and your own?

The average brain thinks about 70,000 thoughts a day. No wonder mine is confused – I had no idea I was working it that hard. I am blonde though, so it’s entirely possible that number is a wee bit exaggerated.

Laughing at a joke is no small task either. It requires activity in five different parts of the brain. So if at any point while reading this, you had a giggle, you can knock five minutes off your workout. I’ll write you a note. You’re welcome.

Do you know approximately 4% of adults live with ADD and many others have never been diagnosed? You do now.

You know, I just realized something. I thought (one down 69,999 to go) maybe I was not going to have anything to write about this week. I was so distracted I couldn’t find the funny. Then just like a reprieve at the eleventh hour my brain checked back in long enough to finish my column. Let’s hope I didn’t have to give up anything too important in the strike settlement. It would be really awful if I forgot to remember to do something important like the laundry.

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Posted November 26, 2014 by janyceresh in Humour

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18 responses to “Pass the brain drano…please

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  1. expealidotious – no idea if that’s the correct spelling – just couldn’t stand it hanging there and not

  2. You are one seriously funny lady–or a confused one with a sense of humor. Anyway, I’ve had a good laugh–NO, not AT your expense–w.i.t.h. you. Honest. Have I ever lied to you before. 😀 😀 😀
    Haven’t seen you in a while. Welcome back.

  3. haha definitely hook me up with some of that brain drano 😛

  4. I will be needing that note you mentioned.. I giggled.. quite a bit actually… I can totally relate.. personally, I am blaming menopause. Not that I am old enough for that…

  5. Good job!

  6. My mind sounds lke this when I go to yoga. I do yoga to try an empty my mind. It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic!!

  7. SQUIRELLL!!

  8. Ha! The laundry can wait, its not one of the top ten in the 70,000 ;). Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.

  9. Ha! You want to unclog your brain and I have been wanting to defog my mind. I was thinking of marketing an offshoot of Windex…..Mindex. Would you buy a spray bottle? Happy Turkey day! Thankful I am one of your followers – – need the laughs.
    Stephanie

  10. Supermarket Clerk: Did you find everything you were looking for?

    Me: Nope. Couldn’t find the Brain Drano.

    Supermarket Clerk: You too?

  11. At least you remembered to look for it….so that’s something.

  12. I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way! Thanks for making me smile tonight! And I too, was never an etch–a-sketch fan but, Will Ferrell does good work! Elf is one of my favorite Christmas movies! 🙂

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